The weapon:
The only witness was preparing supper and heard a shout from the bathroom. "Don't worry! I'm just cleaning up the mirror."
The crime scene:
The charge: Destruction of property with a non-deadly weapon, misdemeanor. If found guilty, the suspect could face a maximum penalty of life-time cleaning chores.
The verdict: Guilty as charged.
The sentence: Thirty seconds of community/family service cleaning the crime scene, enduring mug shots for the blog, and 13.5 years probation. (The judge took into consideration that no injuries were incurred during the committing of this crime and that the mirror was in desperate need of a cleaning anyway.)
2 comments:
What is it with water guns? I've (possibly successfully!!) banished them as 'outside toys.' We have big ones, though.
: )
Sheri
I love this post! Especially as E watches her big brother clean up the mess in the mirror in the last picture...
Post a Comment