Thursday, April 17, 2014

Metal Mouth

 So J's orthodontic plan was to endure the palate expander for about six months.  We were told he'd have to wear a nighttime retainer after the appliance was removed.  Easy enough.
 
  After a rough (r.o.u.g.h!) few days, he really did adjust to the beast rather well.  He even survived swallowing an inch-long, sharp, metal, rod-shaped piece.  I, however, barely survived because I allowed myself to mentally live out the worse case scenario of our son swallowing a sharp metal object.  Thankfully, my worries never became reality.
 
At a recent check up, the orthodontist started rattling off the plan.
 
I'm guessing the expression on my face was similar to this...

as she spoke of taking out the appliance, placing some brackets on the front teeth, and adding a retainer to be worn at all times. 
 
J did have an entire week free of metal in his mouth, so he immensely enjoyed popcorn, Skittles, and gum.  E also immensely enjoyed popcorn, Skittles, and gum.  She's such a good supporter.
 
On the way home from getting all geared up again, we were discussing the cost of orthodontic care.  I was sure to let J know how important it is to be very responsible with his retainer because we've already spent $1650 and are far from the $5,000+ full set of braces that he'll surely need.
 
J: Five thousand dollars!  I'm so sorry, Mom.  I'm so sorry.
 
Me:  Don't be sorry.  It's not your fault.  But I might require you to wear a retainer for the rest of your life. 
 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh, poor J! Man they seem to start braces early now a days, don't they? How sweet of him and well done to start teaching fiscal responsibility!