Today I received a bright orange postcard in the mail.
It was a renewal notice for my "current drivers license or State ID Card." I'm not a punctuation expert, but shouldn't that be
driver's license?
I quickly let that go as I read the next line:
Please go to (website) to see if you are eligible to renew online.
So after the kids were tucked in, I placed my warm laptop on, well, the top of my lap (There's a naming genius out there somewhere.) and soon found out that I, indeed, am eligible for the online renewal of my driver's license.
After a few clicks, questions, and my credit card number, I received a confirmation that I have successfully renewed my license and will be receiving my "document" in the mail.
There was no mention of vision testing, dreadful picture taking, signature, proof of identity, or an actual trip to the DMV in the near future. Sounds like a good old-fashioned honors system, folks. I find this a bit odd
with all of the security measures everywhere else in this great nation, but it's not going to cause any sleepless nights here.
I'm guessing the same photo (yikes!) must be used again which leaves me with no chance of getting a better one, but at least the shot from five years ago shows no evidence of fine lines or wrinkles.
Plus, a second in front of the camera could possibly result in a stay-at-home-mom-selling-crack-out-of-her-basement picture similar to the one on my new name badge for work. I don't want to be responsible for your sleepless nights, so I'll spare you from viewing that terrifying one.
I'm also guessing that the traditional DMV sub-standard vision screening didn't keep anyone except the completely blind off the roads anyway, so it was likely deemed as an unnecessary step in the renewal process for most people. Let us take a moment of silence to pray that most people are responsible enough to know that impaired vision and driving are not a safe mix.
Amen.
So if this all plays out as it is supposed to, I have just had a rather pleasant, efficient, and painless experience with the DMV. I've never been able to say that before.
Right now I'm believing that I was able to lounge in mismatched clothing while I saved precious time, patience, gas, hassle, and daycare expenses all for a mere additional $3.75 processing fee. The happy ending won't be official until I have my new license tucked into my wallet, but that might just be the best $3.75 that I've spent in a long time.