After a pretty heavy week around here, I came across a forgotten list of a few things the kids have said over the past several months. I'm in need of a little comic relief, so here we go.
** About an hour into our trip across our great state to see the mountains this summer, E said with great disdain, "I'm
so tired of seeing corn."
** On the same trip, J deviated from his norm and ordered a hamburger Happy Meal instead of the chicken nuggets. He wanted just a plain, ol' burger on a bun, but instead it came with ketchup, pickles, and finely chopped onions. He was more than disappointed when he said, "This isn't a Happy Meal at all! It has ketchup, pickles, and rice. What's happy about that?"
** J was describing something and said, "Cool as in cold, not as in cool like your fashion style." He is probably the only person in this entire world that would describe my sense of fashion as "cool".
** J: Oh my! A fifty-something-year-old is riding a bike. Now that's impressive for someone that old.
** E the day before her birthday: I don't think my clothes are going to fit when I turn four. I am tall for a three-year-old you know.
** E while watching Super Why: I know they say book club, but it really does sound like butt club.
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Me after one of J's football games: J, what was that one weird pass play about?
J: Well, the guy wasn't where he was supposed to be, so I panicked and threw a sloppy pass
just like Taylor Martinez.
** One night at bedtime, E asked me, "Mom, do you love me when I'm in trouble?" Of course, I said, "Yes, I do." She followed that up with another question, "Will you love me when I go to jail?"
** J: Wouldn't it take forever to get to football practice if we didn't have cars like in the past?
Steve: Yes it would.
J: Yeah, take that past!
** E: Did you go to Hop 'n Bop when you were three?
Me: No, they didn't have that where I grew up.
E: Oh, you should have lived here.
** Me: J, you need to study your spelling words.
J: I don't think I need to.
Me: Well, you should at least look them over.
J: Mom, I'm 100% sure I'm going to do outstanding.
** J decided to go play outside, and E was mad that he wouldn't play a game with her. She shouted out the patio door, "J, you've got to love one another!" Somebody has been paying attention at Sunday school.