J's bag was packed for his first sleepover at a non-relative's home.
He was beyond excited.
I had a few concerns that needed to be addressed before I sent him on his way.
Since this is how I find the kids' bathroom e.v.e.r.y. single day (This photo doesn't do it justice. It's difficult to capture the full effects of dried spit, fingerprints, and a toothpaste massacre.), we had an extensive review of manners and all things related.
Me: Dude, no one is going to invite you back to their house if you don't clean up your pee dribble and toothpaste blobs.
J had a great time, and I heard from the other mom that he was well-mannered also.
Me: So did you have a good time?
J: Yes!
Me: What did you boys do?
J: We played video games, texted, and we burped and farted.